When I was younger I'd put my arms in my shirt and imagine that I lost my arms.

I would restart the video game whenever I know I was going to lose.

I would sleep with all my toys so none of them would get offended. 

I had that one pen with six colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once.

I poured my soda into the cap and acted like I was taking shots.

I would wait behind a door to scare someone, but soon leave because they were taking too long or I had to pee.

I would fake being asleep, so I would be carried to bed.

I used to think that the moon followed the car.

I would watch those two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend it was a race. 

I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared that a tree was going to grow on me.

Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? 

What were we thinking?